pizza monsta

i am da pizza monsta. i like to eat da pizza. i eat da pizza when i write about da epidemiology of mental disorders... i eat da pizza as i diagnose everyone i come into contact with. mmm... da pizza. da pepsi. no diet. da preservatives. mmm mmm. good for da belly. have you wondered, maybe you have a psychiatric disorder too... maybe you should consult a diagnostic instrument. maybe you should try to diagnose yourself and your friends and your superiors. mmm mmmm da pizza. maybe you have something that has a cool acronym. maybe that acronym could be your nickname. maybe that nickname is cooler than the name your parents gave you. maybe you should transform yourself. maybe, you should eat some pizza. mm mmmm.